Chick's Backflip Off Bridge Goes Flawlessly Except For The Whole Breaking Her Face Part

OHHP! Did you hear that? That was the sound of a nose shattering on impact. So close, yet so far. A couple less or more revolutions there, Ms. Louganis, and that would’ve been one hell of an effort. Maybe then it would look more like a living body hitting the water rather than a cadaver being tossed to the bottom of the river.

I guess it could’ve been worse. At least there wasn’t a high dive below to break her fall first. Some people just weren’t born for the life of the aquatic.